We’re in the storm before the calm… no, we didn’t mess that up; we are hoping the rain gives way soon and we can start appreciating spring blooms. 🌸

Until then, we have last-minute tickets to give away for a matinee this Sunday at Swan Dive that doubles as an XRAY FM birthday party. Wanna go? 

JUST ANNOUNCED

• We know “no one dances anymore,” but you might have the urge when Chromeo hops behind the decks at The Den and turn it into a full-on groove factory this May.

• Uncle Lucius is rolling through Aladdin Theater on their 20th Anniversary Tour, celebrating two decades of gritty Texas rock. Time to break out the bolo tie?

• Kim Gordon — Sonic Youth co-founder, alt-icon, and patron saint of cool — is bringing her solo show to Revolution Hall.

• Deer Tick has built a cult following on gritty anthems and shows that feel equal parts rock concert and barroom singalong. Join the club at Aladdin Theater in October.

• Discover a laid-back blend of folk, soul, and breezy guitar work when Bahamas comes to Revolution Hall.

NEW OPENINGS IN PORTLAND

Our New Businesses in Portland list rounds up the latest arrivals — from a refined Turkish restaurant inspired by Ottoman flavors to a Speakeasy Saloon that literally has a bar dog named Bartender, plus a Northern Thai restaurant led by some of Portland’s most talented culinary minds.

THIS WEEKEND

LOCALS ONLY

• NW Marine Works just announced its Summer Open Studios from May 30+31, showcasing a plethora of local artists of different mediums.

• Get up to some Exquisite Nonsense at Funhouse Lounge tomorrow night during the Heated Rivalry Comedy + Drag Show.

• Thrifty Night Market returns to Portland on April 11, offering vintage, Y2K-alternative, and niche fashion. Free entry. Live bands. Food & drinks.

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