Valentine’s Day plans? Yeah, we’re emotionally unavailable. Unless it involves screaming "I’m Not Okay" in a room full of eyelinered strangers who also still know their Myspace login.

We’re giving away tickets to Emo vs. Pop-Punk: Myspace Music Video Party, where it’s less romance, more “Dear Maria, count me in.” IYKYK

JUST ANNOUNCED 

• West 22nd just announced The To Be or Not To Be Tour (and no, it’s not a Shakespeare thing). Dreamy, gut-punch indie rock that makes you miss people you’ve never met.

• Bush is back to remind you that grunge never dies. Get tickets for The Land of Milk and Honey Tour, hitting Theater of the Clouds on April 28.

• Charlie Puth hears colors and sings in HD. He’s bringing that perfect pitch and softboy chaos to Veterans Memorial Coliseum on May 7.

• Solya sounds like a storm cloud personified. Don’t sleep on this alt-pop sorceress coming to Polaris Hall on June 26.

• She just hosted the Golden Globes, and she’s coming to Hayden Homes Amphitheater this September on The Stunning Tour. Get tickets to see comedian Nikki Glaser balance brutal honesty and charm.

PORTLAND DONUT GUIDE

You live in a city where the donuts are weird, wonderful, and occasionally on fire. We ate our way through Portland’s sugar scene to bring you the ultimate donut guide—classics, cult faves, secret spots, and yes, that one with the cereal on top. Go forth and glaze yourself stupid.

IN THE FUTURE

LOCALS ONLY

• Hale Pele is hosting a special Tiki Cocktail Night at The Midnight on January 18. Get your drink umbrellas and fun straws ready.

• A Valentine’s Day market is bringing the feeling of love to Swan Dive on February 14, including vendors, food, drinks, and treats!

• Experience the rich flavors and cultural artistry of Japan at the Sake Festival taking over The Flock for a one-of-a-kind celebration of traditional and modern sake brewing.

• If one of your New Year’s resolutions is to attend more out-of-the-box events, we’ve got the series for you. 7 Deadly Sins takes storytelling to a whole new level. Buy tickets!*

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