Just so you know, there is a real person writing these. If you were wondering why yesterday's newsletter never showed up, it's because I made it all the way to the scheduling screen... and then never actually hit Schedule. A true rookie move on my part.

The good news? Today is Wednesday, which means the self-appointed Giveaway Fairy is on duty. You'd better believe I'll be checking at least eight times to make sure this one actually goes out.

Let's kick things off with today's giveaway. Enter to win tickets to see Dogstar, featuring Keanu Reeves, live at McMenamins Crystal Ballroom on Thursday, Sept. 17th.

JUST ANNOUNCED

• I'm not saying I listened to a questionable amount of Vansire in 2022, but I'm also not denying it. Catch the duo at Polaris Hall on Wednesday, Nov. 11th.

• Interpol is headed to McMenamins Edgefield on Thursday, Aug. 6th, with special guest Loathe. If you've been waiting to hear "Obstacle 1" or "Evil" live again, here's your chance.*

• Roseland Theater adds Honey Revenge and Dead Poet Society on Saturday, Nov. 21st. I don't think I've ever had a bad time at a Honey Revenge show.

• Nai Palm of Hiatus Kaiyote is playing The Den on Friday, Sept. 25th. Catch the Grammy-nominated artist in one of Portland's most intimate venues.

• Plus other just announced shows from Juelz, Kyle Watson, and more!

WIN STUFF WEDNESDAY

Maybe this week's been great. Maybe it's been a mess. Either way, it couldn't hurt to throw your name in the hat for this week's giveaways.

• 7.22 to 8.31 - Shifting Realities: A New Immersive Art Experience

• 8.6 - Interpol At McMenamins Edgefield

• 9.11 to 9.13 - Rose City Comic Con at the Oregon Convention Center

• 10.23 - Lenny Pearce at Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall

• 10.28 - EVERCLEAR at McMenamins Crystal Ballroom

WHENEVER

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• Trade your usual Thursday plans for an evening in the flower fields at Wooden Shoe Tulip Farm. Tomorrow's Watercolor in Bloom workshop includes painting, a drink, a u-pick flower jar, a seasonal bite, and time to stick around for sunset.

• Triple Threat: A Queer & Trans Strip Night takes over Process on Wednesday, July 29th. Expect a lineup of local performers and a night that celebrates queer and trans talent.

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