Since things are already weird, let’s make them weirder.

Robyn Hitchcock is what happens when British folk, psych rock, and surreal poetry all split a bottle of red and make something beautiful. He’s weird in the exact right ways, and we’re giving away tickets to his upcoming show.

JUST ANNOUNCED

• My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult is back on tour, still sounding like a leather-clad fever dream scored by Satan’s house DJ. Get tickets for the Delicate Terror Tour on March 27.*

• Flash back to the good ol’ days of MySpace at the Emo vs Pop-Punk Music Video Dance Party at Dante’s on February 14. Win tickets!

• St. Johns Winter Beer Fest is back at Stormbreaker Brewing January 23–24, slinging rare winter warmers, barrel-aged beasts, and enough dark ales to black out the sun. Heated tents, local legends, and beer nerd energy in full effect.

• If one of your New Year’s resolutions is to attend more out-of-the-box events, we’ve got the series for you. 7 Deadly Sins takes storytelling to a whole new level.*

• Lady Killers: Galentine’s Day Show is hitting Show Bar with femme-fueled stand-up hosted by Ally J Ward and Devan Daily on February 14. This one’s all laughs, no bros. Bring your babes. Drink something pink.

WIN STUFF WEDNESDAY

We’re tossing out passes to FIA, Ruston Kelly, Lacuna Coil, and more, so if your 2026 vibe is “see cool shit without paying for it,” you’re in the right place. New artists hit the prize pile weekly.

• BRISCOE @ The Showdown

• FIA @ Crystal Ballroom

• CAKE @ Edgefield

• LACUNA COIL @ Crystal Ballroom

• SHAME @ Wonder Ballroom

• RUSTON KELLY @ Wonder Ballroom

WHENEVER

LOCALS ONLY

• Cosplay crews and comic nerds, this is your Met Gala. Fan Expo PDX is taking over the Convention Center with three days of panels, autographs, anime, art, celebs, and general freakin’ out.

• Interurban, Mississippi Avenue’s resident dive bar, is closing after 14 years on January 18. Go grab one more drink to send them off!

• Radical Harvest Craft Faire is bringing together over 40 vendors to AllGood Brewing this weekend, featuring art, vintage clothing, food carts, music, and more.

WIN STUFF

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